A popular, long-lived feature in New Mexico Magazine is called “One of Our 50 is Missing.”
It’s a collection of anecdotes submitted by readers whose state got short-changed by some non-New Mexican.
In this “Missing” column, you’ll read, for example, about a flatland tourister visiting this state and expecting to pay in pesos rather than dollars, or of some phone rep, trapped in a cube somewhere, who tells the New Mexico caller that the company doesn’t ship to foreign countries.
You get the picture.