IT WAS SO COLD THAT ...
• People were leaving their freezer doors open just to warm up.
• We saw someone rubbing two icicles together, hoping for a spark.
• That place where all the bad people go really did freeze over.
Go ahead and laugh about it, to keep from crying over the busted pipes, the cars that wouldn’t start, the icy slips in the driveway and, soon enough, the enormous heating bills we’ll have to pay for in remembrance of the Ice Days of 2011.
The snow we can use, but 20 below is just too cold.
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